That London! Here I come! A mere 29 years and 50 weeks (approx) after I first moved to the big city, and about 19 years since I moved away, I make my TRIUMPHANT RETURN! See me perform cartwheels atop the Mighty Indian Elephant! Behold my trained troupe of monkey underlings create wondrous tableaux from the works of Jane Austen… or failing that, I’ll just stand and chat to you for an hour. WHICH WILL IT BE?? Only one way to find out.